Fovie Photos Project: Stills from fake action movies. Why go to the trouble of making a movie when you can tell the whole story in the promo? An ongoing project.

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NUNSAVE! Three nuns. One heroine. One chance to NunSave.

HOMEMADE SUPERHERO! Jane Chance has a brand new supertalent but a disastrous fashion sense.

KIDNAPPED WIFE! Even kidnappers like to be tidy. Out, out, damn lipstick!

POISED! Things at the Blair household are about to change.

TOWER PUSH! Miss Menaire tried to blackmail to wrong group of women. Bye, Miss M!

INJECTION! You haven't been kidnapped, Mr. Jones. You've been admitted for treatment.

SHOWERHEAD! Not this time, Slasher Guy. This lady is shower clean and knife fresh.

GHOST PATHOLOGIST! Ectoplasmic crime scene? The Ghost Pathologist is on call and taking samples.

BASEMENT! Here, kitty kitty. Inspector Gillroy knew there was something strange about that basement.

GET OFFA MY FARM! There are no scythes in space, sucker.